About
OUR team
We started as a joke in a Telegram chat. One degen bet on $BUTT turned into a full-blown obsession with ass coins. Now we’re here, ranking Solana’s juiciest cheeks because someone had to. SolanAss Index: born from memes, built on copium.
GIGA
CHAD
The ultimate degen. Apes into anything under 50K market cap if it has "butt" in the name. Fartcoin? He bought it at 30k MC. AssBlaster69? Already up 10x. Believes in one thing only: the cheekier the coin, the fatter the bags.
PUNK
CHAD
A professional chart surfer with jeet DNA. In and out faster than a rugpull dev on launch day. Doesn’t believe in community or conviction — just clean exits and dirty profits. If it pumps, he’s dumping. If it dumps, he’s watching.
SAD WOJAK
Apes without thinking, buys after the meme goes viral, and sells the bottom out of pure panic. His research method? Scroll, click, pray. Doesn’t know what DCA means, but knows pain intimately. Living proof that vibes are not a strategy.
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